Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings Now Selling via Mail Order; Ships United States Postal Service

January 15, 2010

It’s Beanz Five Years & the new e.p Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings by The Fleiss is now available from Your Mixed State, LLC, an Independent record label based in Orange County, California. This double 7″ 45 offers 4 new Acoustasonic songs by The Fleiss & in addition includes the Freedom of download coupons so fans can add songs to their playlist; on Zune & Apple i-Pod

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Initially Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings will be available on YourMixedState.com 4 mail order only. It’s not available in @ HMV (U.K), Chapters (Canada), Best Buy or Barnes & Noble (USA) yet… although copies will be shipped World Wide by United States Postal Service

The First 400 copies sold on the Internet will receive a free 2005 clear vinyl release of The Fleiss called I’ve Disappeared upon request with the order. Fans should type “Freebie” when prompted to send a message during the Paypal order process. First come frist served & while stocks last only

There are 4 full songs on the e.p, one song per side & all songs can be classified as Acoustic Alternative, Indie Pop & or comedy. In an unusual move the front Double Jacket cover has text of song titles & credits displayed in Times New. The inside cover contains song lyrics & embedded in the sleeve is a download coupon with A unique code 2 access digital copies of the songs from the Internet. On the jacket rear, A text sent by Blackberry & written in Green Goat Method of Accord (GuN’s personal Philosophy of Language) explains the plight of Glen ugly Naughty, The Fleiss & Your Mixed State’s Battlefront with the major lables. It’s a riverting read thru the eyes of Manic Depression

Although this record includes free Mp3 Download Coupons 4 All songs, Folks in need of A turntable might try Target Stores who carry A wide selection of phonograph players; USB & Stand Alone

The new record is selling retail @ $8.00(USD) of which 12% ($1.00 USD) will be donated to Orange County Rescue Mission 2 help the homeless in Orange County. California orders pay 8.75% state sales tax (70 cents  per copy) It’s A great value

US Postal Service
48 Contegious States $1.73 (1 copy) $2.58 (2 copies)
Alaska & Hawaiin $2.07 (1 copy) $2.58 (2 copies)
Rest of the World/International $5.44 (1 copy) $8.84 (2 copies)
For volume orders please contact Your Mixed State,LLC

Produced using high quality manufacture technique on Southern California soil, Your Mixed State guarentee that the records strong physical quality & cutting edge content will make u smile

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Track listing includes…

Side A) Anarchy On A Small Business Blog (Jan Norman’s Small Business Blog) – Glen Naughty forgets his antipsychotic meds (Johnson Risperdal) & decides to self medicate dropping A LSD Acid Tab instead.  While picking up tips 4 Your Mixed State, LLC on Jan’s Normans blog his Pearson Prentice Focus on Problem Solving shifts 2 flashbacks of the Vietnam War Mai Lai Massacre; the twist, he was never actually there butt remembers the orders of William Callie & its Horror well. Death by Government. This song’s lyrics were written riding A Care Ambulance driven by Nascar Champion Buddy Rice transporting GuN  from Mayo Clinic 2 Kaiser Permanente psych ward during A Narcotics Anonymous (N.A) Drug rehab program. World Famous Flashback

Side B) Stephen J Proctor Jr (Z-Billionaire) – Delusions of Grandeur. GuN protests Stephen Forbe’s Billionaire list, his Beef cannot remain silent anymore. The Singer accuses Forbes of redlining his prestigious list by excluding Gay Billionaires. Glen Naughty cries out his friends great traits & demands Stephen J Proctor Jr (Z_Billionaire) be included on the list 4 making A Billion US dollars remodeling apartments & flats despite the fact he’s  A trannie & A Queer . Celebrity voice impersonated   

Side X) The Worldwide Fleiss Tour (Fleiss Can’t Play The Warped Tour! :-( – Jack’s Breaking news outside the Key club in Hollywood, California USA reveals Kevin Lyman (the promoter of The Warped Tour) has called The Fleiss music Waste Management & says Glen ugly Naughty is 2 Fat 2 play; A lost Alchoholic loser. GuN laments & reflects upon all his hard work writing protest songs on Yamaha guitars,  Guerrilla Publicity plus Myspace & Facebook advertising promotions. He fears All his hard effort will may become A waste of breath & break his heart

Side Z) A Wall Street Toy (Drat that Young Bloody Murdoch!!!) ((Imagine it’s live @ Staples Center)) – At A recent secret David Bowie gig GuN drinks half a bottle of Jamison Irish Whisky, sneaks past Staples Center security with his Fender Acoustasonic amp, powers up & plays A Wall Street Toy to a great receptive audience. During the catchy song  accusations fly of how AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson is linetapping WMG; they still remain unanswered. In additions, rumors r already circulating around as 2 why Young James Murdoch stole GuN’s Honey on Southwest Airlines

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u can listen to sum samples of the music on this promotional Video Stream. This is a temproary vid as A new & improved video is coming soon or u can order the record online here

For customer service please e-mail Your Mixed State

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Master Sent to Rainbo Records via Priority Mail


16mm Musical May b Silver Bullet 4 Fleiss Singer

December 21, 2009

Fleiss singer Glen ugly Naughty (GuN) is planning the possible production of a short indie pop musical based on the music & songs of upcoming Your Mixed State, LLC release Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings. The new production could also include new previously unreleased songs by The Fleiss & scripts writen utilizing The Green Goat Method of Accord (GuN’s personal Philosophy of Language)

The Pilot will likely be a 24 minute episode similar in length to a T.V sit Com & potentially to be released on T.V, DVD & Short Film cinema. Also proposals 4 A full length feature presentation will be submitted 2 film studios such as Universal. WB, Disney & MGM etc

GuN describes the project to likely b a cross hybrid between The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Abba, Singin’ in The Rain, 24 Hour Party People, BBC’s The Young Ones and MTV type reality shows with preview footage to b shot in 16mm film & HD

The pioneer musician & soon 2B filmmaker plans to gain 50 lbs B4 production starts 2 capture A realistic Glen ugly Naughty & break the Hollywood Stereotype stranglehold image of indie pop stars

Did somebody mention an Oscar (askmark)

Updates will become available from YourMixedState.com


Blueprint Equals Newsprint

December 12, 2009
Your Mixed State announce the structure of the e.p by The Fleiss called Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings. All songs written & performed by Glen ugly Naughty (Gun) (c) 2009 BMI. The record is A gatefold 7″ 45rpm with download coupons so you can also listen to the songs on your Zune or i-pod
Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings New Fleiss Double 45rpm 2 x 7"

First release on Your Mixed State titled Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings

In an unusual move, full e.p credit listing are on the front jacket of the e.p & text 4 the four Acoustasoinc LUV songs lyrics are published within the gatefold pages. The rear back jacket tells the story & plight of Fleiss Singer Glen ugly Naughty, his friends & his Battlefront 2 fight against the major lables. A riveting read. The Jacket uses craftsman design & utilizes newspaper motif to capture appeal of the growing indie pop market  

Contents 2 x 7″ 45 rpm records plus download coupons.
Side A – Anarchy On A Small Business Blog (Jan Norman’s Blog)
Side B – Stephen J Proctor Jr (Z-BILLIONAIRE)
Side x - The Worldwide Fleiss Tour (Fleiss Can’t Play The Warped Tour :-(
Side z – A Wall Street Toy (Imagine it’s live @ The Staples Center)
((Drat That Young Bloody Murdoch!)) 

Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings will initially be available 4 distribution @ www.YourMixedState.com only. Licensing to retail distributors is an option on a case by case basis only. 

The following pricing structure will apply
Fat Nobles Kings Eat Buffalo Wings (Gatefold 2×7″ 45rpm plus download coupons) $8.00 (USD)
of which $1.00 (12.5%) of each record selling from Your Mixed State will be donated to The Orange County Rescue.  Mission http://www.rescuemission.org/ to help the homeless in Orange County, California
An additional 8.75% Retail Sales Tax will apply to orders placed in California State (70 cents 4 Arnold Schwarzenegger 2 help bridge the California State deficit Gap)
An additional $2.00 US Domesitc Shipping  (48 contiguous states) i.e Mail Order 4 United States Postal Service Per copy i.c CA, PA, MN, DC, NY
An additional $4.00 shipping for International Mail Order (AK, HI plus U.K, i.e London, Scotland, Wales, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand 

Method of payment on Your Mixed State will be Paypal which accepts Visa & other major credit cards 

The Specials: First 400 copies sold from Your Mixed State will get a 2 fer; a free copy of The Fleiss 7″ 45rpm I’ve Disappeared on clear vinyl)

The e.p will not be availble 4 Christmas 09 fullfillment but will be entering preselling mode which will ship in Jan 2010. Get the 2fer

Front Jacket Credits:  All demo tracks recorded Sunday Morning by Goldman Q Weiss (New York City)
except track Z by Tom H Ford @ Lloyd’s Barn (London), track X Heidi Y! Wachovia (Austria)
& track A by Suzuki Lee Mitzubishi (Japan). Executive Producer Ben Bus Dole (Littleport U.K)
Orange County & Los Angeles Communications on the phone visa AT&T, British Telecom & Horizon brand Telepathy.
Produced on Cakewalk Sonar Producer (30 day free trial), M-Audio Firewire sound cards,
Yamaha AXP 900 Guitars, Fender Acoustasonic II Amplifiers, Mogami Gold Professional Audio Cables,
Cleartone Strings, Grand Mariner brand Harper, Shure 57 Mikes & Proline stands. Text Adobe Illustrator CS4
Celebrity Voice Impersonated, Stephen Forbes by Steve “Zen Weazel” Richards & Jack Low as himself
Professional Sound Clippers by ProductionTrax.com & samples by GuN on Zoom H4
Collective Bargaining Local 7 & Strike Breaker by Stryker Management. Smash the state!
Guitar Center & Sam Ash credit. Focus on quality is Paramount. Green Goat Method of Accord on All tracks.
Record pressing Rainbo Records, Canoga Park, California © 2009 Your Mixed State™, LLC

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Test Pressing Arrives UPS from Rainbo Records

December 4, 2009

Great news! My test pressing did arrive from Rainbo Records on UPS today

A test pressing may also be called a White Label which is essentially A Dummy record that can be played and tested before the full product run.
I did check the record for errors and it seems to be AOK.. There are 4 sides to the upcoming Fleiss 45 so 4 copies of 4 sides where issues as test pressings

Wow! Rick Lepore delivered as promised All 4  sides, A,B,X & Z of the new upcoming e.p Fleiss release on Your Mixed Stare, LLC titled “Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings”. The quality of the record manufacture is outstanding & I AM looking forward to the full run that will include the artwork & full track listing.. I told Rick to “Lock & Load” & “Send the Wax to the Max”  (a music biz term 4 “”Start of full production run”). He told me selling of vinyl records especially 7″ 45′ is on the upturn & they are busy selling all kinds of records for Christmas

As you can see my desk in The Office is a mess right now (i need a professional organizer) butt things are allways Mad @ Your Mixed State

Here is a Coolpix of the Test Pressing. The A side 4 The Fleiss e.p ”Fat Noble Kings Eat Buffalo Wings” is called “Anarchy On A Small Business Blog – (Jan Norman’s Blog)’” It’s been specially remixed 4 vinyl

Here is a rare picture of a test pressing. As u can see Quality is Job #1

Additional updates & details of the new record from Your Mixed State, LLC will be coming soon so join our Feedburner to always be connected

GuN


Betty & The Werewolves 7″ 45 – David Cassidy – Damaged Goods Records U.K

November 18, 2009

Stephen Rudderham sent me this cool 7″ 45  RPM  via Royal Mail from across the Pond. The Sun never sets on The British Empire. He knew it was my Birthday & 45 singles make a great surprise. It’s The  Gift That Keeps Giving

The Disk is A release from the band “Betty & The Werewolves” & the Single call is “David Cassidy” released on Damaged Goods Records.  I assume the song title refers to the well known Actor from the Partridge Family t.v show & musician David Cassidy 

The vinyl 7″ 45RPM record Jacket has A cool picture of a womans face being assembled by many hands like A Jig Saw puzzle. It’s an Adobe Photoshop magic FX i am sure ( i studied under COX)

WOW! The vinyl itself is great. Thick high quality Purple Wax with embedded Glitter; A collectors edition (rhetorical askmark). I played the 7″ 45 on my Sony Turntable hooked up to the Aux of my Panasonic Stereo System. Wot A great indie pop sound. I played it actually 7 Times sraight 

Betty & The Werewolves have Dunn great Jobs on this record. It’s Female fronted vocals, poppy Fender Guitar Rifts, Jay Z Bass & Pearl Jams on drums Mould & Fuse together well. It’s Fresh & Easy 2 listen 2 and brings back great memories of the indie pop Daze like Blondie, or perhaps A Ladyman fronted “The Wedding Present”. That’s Weird. Anyhow, this 7″ 45RPM  makes a great addition to my record growing collection.

The only downside to this record is it’s lack of Download Coupons (A Mobility Enabler)  & it’s Ill titled B-Side. It’s still Great though & A Best Buy 4 All


Download Coupons the next great reality on 45’s

November 4, 2009

Spoke today on the phone with Vinyl Record Guru Vancouver Canada. RogersDavid was on his Rogers Motorola Phone & we discussed download coupons for 7″ 45’s. We both agree it’s a great idea & will help widen the market for 45’s so folks can listen to 45’s on their ipod 2

i did order a great old qty of Download Coupons & he said that he will
pop in the Canada Post & send direct to  Rainbo Records in California. Said he got special Michael Jackson stamps. Sounds like a great plan.

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Gig Sun 8th Nov @ Tropics, Fullerton + Fleiss Updates

November 3, 2009

Practice 4 today Gig Sunday November 8th @ Tropics Bar & Grill in Fullerton, California 9PM $5 per Observer. MGD on tap, Guiness & Buffalo Wings
Master Sent to Rainbo Records via Priority Mail
Also i sent Master Maxwell CD-R Priority Mail to Rainbo Records, Canoga Park California 4 upcoming Vinyl 45 e.p with Download Coupons 

More updates coming soon on new order of exciting 45 records frm Your Mixed State, LLC. Will be a grest selling record


Fleiss clocks Warped by Sun

October 22, 2009

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Dogs Die in Hot Cars & Fleiss 7″ 45rpm vinyl records melt in the front seat by the sun. Management att Your Mixed State, LLC regret to announce that the Glen ugly Naughty’s legendary Fleiss Clocks where Warped by the Sun Wednesday & as a consequence destroyed

The Fleiss where the first to use vinyl records as decorative clocks which is now A copied idea extensively throughout the US & World. GuN is reportedly upset bout the accident but vows to rebuild an arsenal of new & improved Fleiss clocks.

“Can’t turn the hands of Fleiss Clocks Back, ss
Now i feed Your Lonely Cats
Eyes, Puffs, Tears
Rolls on Whiskers
As Yamaha Guitars Protest Nazi Pastors
In Rhythm, Ask right Christian Pathways”  – Lyric excerpt from the song Forever 21 by The Fleiss – Glen ugly Naughty (GuN) 


Beverley Kills Demo CDR – Boxer Instigator

August 20, 2009

CDR Demo review by Glen ugly Naughty (GuN)
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2 insure 4 less audio interference noise plus new & improved wide dynamic sounds, Beverley Kills have remastered their 2 song demo of All girl, All Grunge, Beverley-Kills-MontageTotal riot available on CDR. Life on the Dole 4 these hot United Kingdom Cambridge birds produce two original songs that ride the crest of indie pop, yet simulcast shreds of Anarchy Vanguard; that first badge & shield on the frontline fringe defence against the second coming of  another Thatcher leader of Great Britain.

Swavoski swan clear,  as if foretold by the oracle Celeste Green Tea leaves, it’s Anarchy my friends & it’s Marathon music “War of the Worlds” spirit sparks philosophy bites of reason; even George Berkeley could not deny this material! A Filler 2 end the creative void (an empty moon size crator once occupied by the mighty John Peel R.I.P) of new music creation rings miracles in your ears as if hit on the head with an Osh Shovel. Wot’s that noise in my head (askmark)

Both songs on the punk rock demo are great. The first song on the disk called Your Legacy is smooth sailing on A rough all terrian rocky road track, a reliable ride full of bounce in addition 2 the rhythmatic cascade of grungy guitar riffs, drums, bass plus a chick filla sexy vox. It’s A reminder 4 fans that the new age calendar has begun & the count down  2 revolution ticks like the second hands on a lethal clock bomb.

Winchester Riots, song #2 is bout a bout @ the Portland Arms pub in Cambridge that the local folks call the Winchester. In Accord with my best undertaking to decypher the mind bender puzzle behind the chaos, Georgie Pie, lead singer of BK, was drinking Taunton Dry Blackthorn Cider @ the zen garden when she saw through the corner of her eyes A mirror reflector of her X kiss & embrace Harley Ryder a few times. Yuk! As the landlord did Shamwow down her round table her focus was first calm…complete control…slipery slope…THEN… A SEA STORM OF RAGE!

Conflict took stage & panic among the punters spreads like cancer. Kreeang! Now like a full blown AIDS infected riot, back slaps, quick jabs, Slap Chops, pop ups, glancing blows, K.O’s, Bruce Lee death punches, Karate chops & Judo throws test the heavy metal of law enforcement who initailly stand alone butt finaly radio backup reinfocement according to standard police protocol. Dead Air Radio. The incident infamously becomes the ultimate fighting challenge & dubbed The Winchester Riots as the riot squad Keystone Coppers arrive quick smart driving Panda’s & Paddy wagons.

As car alarms & auto security devices bell loud on outside roads,  A warning shot fire barage of non lethal beanie babies aim staight into the congregation & dispurse the dazed & confused mob. Those who agitate futher are handcuffed, booked, and a date set 2 stand before a judge scratch on faces & all. 

The artwork 4 the CDR demo is great. I’ve this mad De Ja Vu feeling on the back of my mind that i’ve seen this image before. A ladies head smoking Camel cigarettes. It suspcially looks like some Quit Smoking fags advertisement i’ve read in MRR, Rolling Stone, Billboard or NME only altered slightly using Adobe Photoshop CS4 upgrade. Well, most peeps say i’m paranoid bout stuff anyhow butt sum folks think i’m a regular California Psychic.

Nuff said, this demo is the LalaPalooza of The Great Escape; an expedition to Redding might bee on the Horizon.

The Beverley Kills are Georgie, lead VOX; Kate, Guitar & backing VOX; Elisa, bass & backing VOX; & Juliette, drums & it’s worth to buy CDR copies from them to add 2 your music collection. A few quid from myspace

http://www.myspace.com/beverleykills


Grungy Extra Fancy tape found at garage sale

August 8, 2009

As reported hands on the bible by Glen ugly Naughty (GuN)

Early this morning, as the AM sun did rise sky high, i took a side road near Euclid & Ball & pretended to be a busy body nosing around Granny Smith’s garage sale; all 2 avoid detection of an astute detective from the Anaheim Police Department tailing my Schwinn.

Extra Fancy tapeSometimes rotten luck can turn great and i knew it’s worth when i saw it through the corner of my eyes.  The retired teacher had an limited edition grungy Extra Fancy cassette in her grown daughters Samsung suitcase with a sticker price of 50 cent.

Quick smart i handed her 50 pennies i stole from her Amoire when she wasn’t looking…she was flogging that cheap 2. I wonder 2 myself if she knew the true vaue of that Frank Sinatra 7″ 45rpm of “That’s Life”

Once the hot fuzz had split, it’s back to my house & pop Extra Fancy into the old Sony Walkman 2 listen 2 this rare one side tape. 

Very cool tracks are flashback demo recordings from 1994 Hollywood indie scene that include a funny one of underground cult hit “Movie Stars” called “Porno Stars”.

Self Made
What i have
Prey 4 old men
Movie Stars
What i have
Porno Stars

I can’t beleive my fortune, it’s like poetry. The turning of the tide basic e like the turning of the wheels that whirl cassette tape in motion. Literacy brilliance! I’m on fire.

GuN out, gotta go, pigs ring my bell @ the door. Whats that noise in my head. I’ve Disappeared.